Great Value

Well, as this time of giving and being grateful approaches us, we all are going our separate ways so we have decided to do a special blog. A descriptive blog, if you will.

Let us begin with A. A is a kind-hearted, fun-lovin, good time! She enjoys long walks to class, cruses around the Burg, dancing to the beat of life and grabbing the occasional hot coco! She is a little sass attack during the week but once that weekend rolls around she's a bundle of party! Mention the word dance and she'll come running like an ant to a picnic! When related to an animal, though she does not actually resemble one, many think of the blind mole rat! However, if we are only considering dogs, she would be a poodle for her graceful strut and her chique essence! Need a date idea? Taking her to Bear World, just off US-20, would be the perfect place! Put your hand together for this sun-kissed beauty!

        

Now lets move onto M. M may be the feistiest of us all. In fact, I will go out on a limb and say she is. This is definitely factual. M is not so much the type for long walks to class but more for a nice freestyle(rap obviously) session whenever she is feeling the inspiration. When related to an animal she would have to be the Yangtze river dolphin. Looking to take her out? A nice shake from Sammy's and maybe a show would be quite nice! Come on and give it up for this party girl!

Now we can learn about L. Many say she relates to a greek goddess by her great looks and enchanting voice. L enjoys midnight strolls around the Burg, going to movies, and haunted houses. Part of her past time is spending quality time with black beauty. When related to an animal, I have heard people say, she is the slender loris found in Southern India and Sri Lanka(she is tropical indeed)! Though L may seem intimidating at first, she can surely show you a good time! Going out for the night? The local arcades would be a great place to take this playful bundle of fun! Lets hear it for this dancing queen!

Finally, we will talk about K. K is a hot mess and may or may not have a sassy side. For the sake of factual reasoning we can say she does have a sassy side. She enjoys setting down for a nice movie and maybe some cookies or even going for a snowboarding trip. When related to an animal K is frequently called a long-eared jerboa. Trying to impress? A good time playing basketball, laser tag, or even a couple cookies and movie would be just the ticket! Lets welcome out K!

Well, now that you have learned a little more about the crew we will leave you with our blessings of hope and love for Rexburg, Idaho.

XOhXOh

Loquacious Ladies <3

Lemons

The truth is, every apartment gets a bad lemon. The worst part? It's not a car; you can't just go and trade it in. What are you supposed to do with a 300 pound lemon? Even worse, what do you with the 300 pound lemon that brings another 300 pound lemon into your apartment? You can't even make lemonade! Where are you going to get enough sugar to actually make this lemonade taste decent?! The answer is simple, you're not! You're only option is to "smoke" the lemons out. This can be done in many ways; literally smoke them out (probably not your best option), befriend them (which leads to suicide, not worth it), turn off the electricity (causes foul language and fearing for your life), and my personal favorite, be as loud and obnoxious as possible. We have strategically chosen the last option.

How to "smoke out" using the loud and obnoxious method

Ingredients:

-Handful of friends

-4-5 roommates on your side

-2 cups of spite

-3 cups of balls

-1/4 teaspoon love

-1 cup of sarcasm

Directions:

First, in a large bowl mix a handful of friends with your 4-5 roommates. In a second bowl mix 2 cups of spite and 2 cups of the balls 1 cup of sarcasm. Combine the last cup of balls with 1/4 teaspoon of love in a saucepan and stir until boiling. Combine the first and second bowls. Roll out, then stick in the oven at 500 degrees. Once it looks done, let sit on counter for 1-2 days. Then pour on everything in the saucepan.


The combination of all these ingredients will, more than likely, cause drama and may be a fist fight or two but I guarantee it will piss them off enough to get them out.


On a happier note, boys do in fact have the ability to grow some balls! Someone has a date this week! It may have taken a couple million hints but it has, in fact, happened!


XOhXOh
Loquacious Ladies <3

Reality of Rexburg

Rexburg Idaho. Where to start. No matter where we start it won't take long. How about with the vast Potato farms, or even better, the muscular farmers. Mmmm. Lets try Cajun Bobs, or even Horkleys. We'll introduce you to some "Pree-mees" and possibly some lucky "RMs." First off, we'll let you meet the crew. K, L, A and M. Four kindreds seperated out of premortality, destined to recconect in the one place on earth God won't allow shorts.
The purpose of the Loquacious Ladies, is to explain to the world how entirely outrageous the lives of those who live in this tiny town is. To begin our journey let us introduce you to the enemy here. Males. God's first, and worst creation. I mean, really? We could start by talking about the little things like the toilet seat, and the fact that everything needs to be a competiton, but those things are the least of our worries here in the Burg. You see when boys first come here, we have found that it must be mandatory that they pass some sort of test of idiocy. Whether this is to detract girls from seriously dating any "Pree-mees" (as they are more commonly known) before they go on their missions, or whether it is actually just some serious side effect from too much Ramen consumed in their first few months away from home, we won't ever be sure. We do know however, that they need a serious examination. More further on the subject of the alleged PreeMee comes the fact that they have lost all sense of chivalry. I mean, is a date unreasonable to ask for?! No. A simple walk through the gardens, or home cooked cookies with a movie is not a reaching for the moon. People, you have to understand that all we are asking for is a little attention without the requirement of a ring. That is where we introduce the "RMs." Also part of the male species, but with a completely opposite twist. Don't get us wrong, we love the attention they place upon us. But they have also earned themselves the nickname of the predator. They seem to love preying on helpless freshman. The problem with the predator is the idea that with this attention comes an equal return of favor. And that return is always the same. Marriage. We will try to refrain from using the "m" word too much, but it seems to be part of the mindset of the Burg. Students from all around the country (and world) come to rexburg to "get a good education." oh YEAH. RIGHT. They have one thing on their mind. Marriage. An eternal companion they can temple walk. And RMs have got the gold for this one. Although we don't mean to judge, we have met a couple who do not fit this category, the ratio between them isn't something to argue about.
The Locquacious Ladies, as a collective, have found that males in this town need a serious re-adjustment, and have thereby decided that the best way to solve our problem would be to create a blog. I mean, this will obviously work right? We have now introduced you to the squad and our predicament and will keep you posted on continuing progress in the near future. For now, we leave with our prayer that you  yourself will find someone that can solve your every problem, keep your every happiness and love your every fault. This is us signing off for now.
XOhXOh
Loquacious Ladies <3